n. - A cardinal enumeration of dating-relationships-gone-awry.
shotzinky: yeah, so Number One kept me up all last night whining about
stuff. Number Two's been ok for a while; i think she's found her own
Number Two. Number Three is traveling here from North Dakota to
visit me this weekend. .. and.. oh my god, steve. i need a penguin.
i'm taking your penguin. help me, penguin! protect me!
smokris: brian, you've already taken my ``bridge structures'' poster.
surely that is nerdy enough in itself to provide sufficient repellent.
it's been successful for me.
shotzinky: i need the penguin, steve. the bridge isn't working!
and, i mean, look at this place here. you're surely not going to
miss the penguin.