Russian composer:  Your Russian is horrible
Corey Babb:  Well, I've never taken Russian.
RC:  I see, well, I will teach you something...
      the word is "Baka."  It means, "farewell."
CB:  haha, that's funny, because baka means "stupid" in Japanese.
RC:  (blank stare)  Why are you taking Japanese?
CB:  Ever heard of the Russo-Japanese war?
RC:  Your logic is very on your Russian, though

      - Corey Babb

Whereto from here?

Not Quite Entirely Antiquated: Some of the Usual Suspects:
(brought to you in Alphabetical Order by Surname)
Ancient History: