Matt is sleeping and suddenly sits up.

``Steve!  What happened to the professor!''

``What professor?''

``The one..  Last week.  Standing in the corner!''

``No, I don't think there was a professor in here last week.''

``The professor!  First and last name!''


``I think I'm confused.  I remembered a while ago but I don't think I remember anymore.''

Matt goes back to sleep.  (2003.09.21)

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